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The Funny Side Booklet Page 5 : What's the Punchline ? 1 . With a partner , read the jokes and choose a punchline for each from the box . One morning , a man found a penguin outside his front door . He took the penguin to the police station and the policeman told him to take it to the zoo . That evening , the policeman came out of the police station and saw the man and the penguin waiting at a bus stop . Policeman I : thougI ht told you to take that penguin to the zoo . Man : I did Joke 2 Definition of an adult : A person who has stopped growing at both ends and Joke 3 A man went to a restaurant and ordered lunch . When the food came , it was terrible and the man couldn ' t eat it . He called the waiter and said : "Waiter , this food is terrible I ! want to see the manager !" 1 " Sorry / the waiter replied , " Joke 4 Question : What do you get if you cross a house with half a kilo of meat ? Answer : Joke 5 Question : How many poodles does it take to change a light bulb ? Answer ? Punchlines is now growing in the middle Now , we ' re going to see a movie None . Poodles don ' t change light bulbs . They don ' t want to spoil their nails she ' s just gone out to lunch A homeburger
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